Give me some LOVE (please)!

Sunday, June 22, 2008 by Bethany

All right, so I've been gallivanting online again. Check out Chapter 7 of the serial fiction story LIFE AS GRETA over at Hybrid Mom. Hell, if you comment on that chapter, you could win a free year subscription to the print magazine! So please go over and play.

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Penguin's Six Stories. Six Authors. Six Weeks.

Friday, April 25, 2008 by Bethany

This is the coolest thing I've seen in a while. Six DIGITAL stories. Love the folks at Penguin UK.



Here's the skinny, click on one of the images to the left (or atop). Then when you get there, pick your story.

Each one pays homage to a classic--but don't let that discourage you. Definitely contemporary writing. And definitely a whole lot of fun. Think a story with pictures, with maps, with clicks to find more... it's a Choose Your Own Adventure via computer! Fabulous! I am dying for more than six!

And I must admit I'm "reading" a few again. The first time around I was so giddy, the pictures were there as a backdrop while I read. The second reads, I'm finding the "extras," looking for the hidden meanings. And just generally loving this medium even more. Please Penguin, do this some more!

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The Number One HIT of the Week!

Wednesday, April 16, 2008 by Bethany

This cracks me up... the most "hit" post of all time on the Mommy Writer blog? 10 Reasons to Not Go to Work Today.

Yep, all you slackers out there must be really dying for an excuse not to go into the office... oh wait. Maybe I should stay home. You know, that pedicure I've been putting off sounds about nice right now. It might hit 70 degrees today....

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Experiencing Technical Difficulties?

Monday, April 07, 2008 by Bethany

Don't worry, it's not just you. I've been messing around. In a re-design that is. One that's been in the making for a while. And no, this isn't the teaser-announcement. That'll come in a few days. After a few book reviews.

Glad the construction didn't scare you away.

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Sunday Meme

Sunday, March 23, 2008 by Bethany

It's Easter... I get it. If you're into this holiday (for your reference, yes we hunt eggs and baskets in this house), it's a day that was mostly taken up by eating ham and potatoes, and well food. Lots and lots of food. Since I joined in this hideous diet-ruining ritual, I am feeling that dead-weight tiredness that comes with it. So, I'm giving in to a meme. I was tagged by Lisa at Damian Daily.

Feel free to join in the fray... here's the rules:

Go back through your archives and post the links to five of your favorite blog posts. For me, I dug back. WAY back to the beginning. Mostly because none of those posts are labeled/tagged. Why not give a little love to the beginning. You can link to anything in your archive...

Post links about:

  1. FAMILY: Life's Little Surprises
    When my son was about six months old, I loathed my husband. At first glance I thought it was because I felt tied to my baby--having to nurse him every 2 hours (and for 40 minutes a pop), or that I hadn't slept for over an hour since he had been born, or the fact that I was still working a 40+ hour work week WITH my son at home with me the entire time and no extra help. Or maybe at first glance it was because I was still adjusting to being a mom, being woken up every morning at 5am, or the fact that my family seemed to notice that I was falling to pieces and no one was there to support me." Read full post.
  2. FRIENDS: Bastardly Friend Am I
    "If I didn't have these girls around when I entered high school (or survived it)--I too could now be the drunken chic on a bar stool at home still living with her parents." Full post here.

  3. YOURSELF: Downward Spiral to Fatness
    "It is time I just admit it. I'm fat (again). I've struggled with weight ever since I can remember. In my teens I stayed active enough in the summer to keep in the general good side of the weight--and winter brought on the pounds. But when try-outs came for track or cheerleading- I'd buckle down and kill myself for 2 weeks until I was in shape enough to make the cut." Read post here.

  4. SOMETHING YOU LOVE: Time to stop and smell the Daffodils
    "Sniff flowers?" He points to the newly bloomed daffodils in the flower bed surrounding the doorway. He leans forward, ever so careful not to fall forward and sniffs. Loud and funny like a toddler would do--to make sure I hear the sniffs. "Flowers smell good Mom."
    Read full post here.
  5. ANYTHING YOU CHOOSE: Singing on a Sunday Night
    "Tonight I am sitting at my kitchen table, dinner dishes wiped clean and moved to a pile in the sink, laptop open in front of me with the current work in progress staring at me in it un-finished state, and my son--with more than a city of dinosaurs, Disney Toy Story, trucks, cars, and Thomas the Tank Engine figurines spread in front of him--happily serenading me to his favorite song of the day--Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star. I've lost count, but I think this is the 12th time he has sang it in a row for me. In between each rendition he continues the story of the characters before him." Full post here.

Post your five links and then tag five other bloggers. At least two of the people you tag must be newer acquaintances in the blogosphere, so that you get to know each other better. [as a side note, I hate tagging. It is like the damn chain letters. But, whatever, maybe someone will respond. I've tagged anyone who might play along]

Tag, you’re it:

  1. Mother In Chief
  2. Princess of Nebraska
  3. Emily Anne
  4. Rude Cactus*
  5. So the Fish Said*
And if I didn't tag you but you want to join in, feel free... it's still fun. Lemme know your Internet Digs address, I'll stop by and learn about you.

* For those that don't know Rude Cactus and So the Fish Said are married. They both blog. And I love them both dearly. Crack me up. Make me realize I am not insane, and either is my marriage.

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New Writing @ Hybrid Mom

Monday, March 17, 2008 by Bethany

So, I've been cheating on you readers. Sorry, but I couldn't resist a little writing elsewhere on the web--mostly for vanity sake. I can write away here and publish whatever the hell I want. But if I were to write for an editor, would they choose my work? Apparently, some will!

Here's a sneak peek @ Hybrid Mom:
"Rewind about five years, I'd given birth to our first child, a son. His birth was a lot more painful, stressful, and tore me in more ways than I thought humanly possible. With still healing stitches and a high-demand nurser on my hip, The Talk was the farthest thing from my mind. I was delirious for someone to clean up the dinner dishes and let me lie down for 4 hours of continuous sleep. But the only thing my husband was delirious about was the possibility of sex."
Read the full article here.

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Loving a bit of the Love Lists*

Sunday, March 16, 2008 by Bethany

I love laughing. And crying.

I love dancing when no one is watching.

I love myself a venti nonfat white mocha--hot when it's cold, and iced when it's not.

I love (love, love) a good book.

I love long afternoon naps.

I love new underwear. Frilly, fun or otherwise. Throw in a matching bra and I just might find myself sexy.

I love the idea of a week alone in a new place to explore, learn, and grow.

I love lying on my back with a cat at my side purring.

I love writing late into the night, especially when I can sleep in as late as I want the next morning.

Which, brings up another love--sleeping in. I love it more than life itself most days.

I love cheap, sweet blush wine.

I love my cell phone(s).

I love fall.

I love waking up to the smell of coffee.

I love being cooked for. Breakfast in particular.

I love waffles and blueberry muffins.

I love a good roll in the hay (and I mean that figuratively not literally).

I love returning to my old college campus after being away for a long time. Particularly in the fall, fresh into the new year. It reminds me of the past.

I love thinking that I will be famous someday.

I love the idea of publishing my books and sharing my stories with the world.

I love that I do well at my day job. Even though I would give it up in a second if I could afford it.

I love those chocolate brown boots that have broken heels because they were worn so much.

I love hoodies (need I say more?).

I love a good short haircut.

I love my red (really red) hair.

I love singing to loud music in the car when I am driving alone.

I love chocolate covered caramel.

I love walking about in the city.

I love outdoor concerts.

I love feeling like I look spectacular.

I love being the center of attention--in a good way--like winning an award, talking about something you love, being an expert.

I love my Mac powerbook.

I love the sound of raindrops on the rooftop.

I love Halloween, Christmas and Valentines Day.

I love my Sanity Vacation Days I take every now and again. Who doesn't love a day off of work?

I love coffee. Caffeine. And a good iced Pepsi.

I love lasagna with lots and lots of cheese.

I love a good movie that makes me laugh or cry or both.

I love a night alone in the house watching movies, reading, writing, and just being me.

I love to have a clean house.

I love when the laundry is done for me.

I love long, hot showers.

I love those yoga pants I must wear the moment they are clean.

I love putting on clothes fresh out of the dryer.

I love receiving e-mail that isn't spam.

I love finding the perfect shirt/outfit/pants in a store for an event the following week.

I love finding a photo of myself and finding out that I really don't look as bad as I thought I did.

I love the fact that I haven't let my writing fall to the wayside and that I am still pursuing my dream.

I love to dream. And dream big.

I love myself a chocolate malt.

I love feeling a sense of accomplishment.

I love that sometimes I don't have to try very hard and still get a good ole pat on the back for a job well done.

I love green. And pink. And orange.

I love cats. And graphic t-shirts. And new journals. Pens. Lots and lots of pens. Markers. Notebooks. Office supplies in general. Sappy love songs. Club music. Silver jewelry. Hair clips and barrettes that I will likely never wear. And magazines that talk about writing and design and urban houses (like Dwell). I love modern design even though I live in a house full of country inspired pieces. I love being noticed and sometimes fading into the background. I love Jennifer Garner. And Val Kilmer. I love oceans, lakes, and rivers. I love a good nail polish color. And lip gloss. And a foundation that stays on all day long. A good boot. Flip flops. A pedicure. Colorful scarfs and fun quotes.

But most of all, I love me.

* This fun little tidbit was originally thought up by She Likes Purple. Though I only caught wind from Princess Nebraska. The rules are simple:
"I challenge you to make your own list. The only catch? You can't include a single person you know on your list. No "I love the way my husband laughs" or "I love hearing my little girl call for me." It'll be tough, I know. But this particular little exercise is about stripping away everyone who defines you and figuring out what you (not his partner; not their mother/daughter/sister/friend) love."

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Just when you thought they couldn't surprise you

Tuesday, March 11, 2008 by Bethany

Two items today--completely unrelated, though both on the surprise angle.

Number one. The Kiddo. Woke up today excited for pre-school. This is really quite normal. And pleases me to no end. Especially since he is entering Kindergarten in the fall. I can only hope that these feelings continue when he joins the ranks of what most people call "real school." Generally, I didn't have a problem with school. Like it even. At least until middle or high school when cliques and popularity suddenly was more important than the grades. Oh. And that thing called boys. They suddenly were more interesting, even though they weren't really into giving me a second glance. But I am digressing.

The surprise this morning, was after handing him a pile of pants from the dryer to choose as his attire for the day--he put the remaining pants away. Unasked.

Seriously, I walked back into his room to ask him if he'd brushed his teeth and was ready to go (which, he did and was), and it was clean. Pants nowhere in sight. I asked him, ever-so-nicely, "Did you put your pants away?" So innocently he responded, "Yep." And walked towards the door to put on his shoes and jacket. I swear, he's a teenager waiting to happen. At 5.

Now, for surprise 2. I have another home online at POSHmama.com. In fact, I write a weekly book recommendation column. Love the women, love the site owner, and well, have a good time talking fashion, books, gossip, and tech toys for the baby and me. It's about being a haute Mom, what's not to love?

Well, these lovely ladies (yep, you have to be a woman to sign up), honored me with an ity bity award today! Can you believe it? Seriously. I'm a bit verklepped. Or something. People VOTE for these.... and they picked, um me? I was never one for the popular crowd (like I said), so this is more than surprising, it is just flattering. Poshmama's out there... I'll wear the tiara proudly! Really. I twill look FABULOUS on the new still red hair. Oh and if you want to head on over to join us? Feel free, it's a fun little party we have going on.

That's it. I'm done with surprises for today. Not unless another good one drops on my lap. God knows, life wouldn't be fun without those.

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Parental Guidance Suggested

Sunday, December 02, 2007 by Bethany

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The rating itself isn't that funny--I mean, it is actually probably quite accurate. But the reasoning for the rating? Well that is hilarious. Apparently the presence of the word Hell (three times) and zombie (once) constitutes parental guidance. I wonder how many times I need to say fuck to get me to an R-rating?


[you know I am kidding right? I mean, I wouldn't swear needlessly just for a more severe parental rating. Would I?]

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A Widget and a Smile

Saturday, November 10, 2007 by Bethany


Are you a Mac user like me? How can you resist...Download this widget here to install yourself (yes you shake the etch-a-sketch widget to erase).

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Some Haunts

Thursday, November 08, 2007 by Bethany

In the past few months, I've found a few haunts on the web that have sucked away at my time.

The first, if you haven't heard of it yet, you are really stuck under a rock, it is Twitter. It is a short form of blogging--and you have friends and followers, and well, it is based on a simple question: What are you Doing? Answer it, and you have created your first Tweet. If you're interested, sign up here. And add me as a follower (bethanyh).


Now the other. This one consumes even MORE time. POSH Mama. It's for girls only (sorry guys) and a social network for moms (mostly, but you can join if you aren't a mom!). It talks about fashion, fun crafty things, all things children, and of course lets you find a network of mothers with similar interests. Join in discussions and groups, and leave a note on comment walls. But, I'd be lying if I didn't say there was some self-promotion involved here. I was asked my Posh Mama herself to help out--my book reviews are being featured weekly on Fridays. So, if this is up your alley, feel free to stop on by and sign up yourself. Let 'em know I sent you... and of course enjoy the great haute mamas!





Oh, and I can't forget LoveOfReading.com. Seriously, it is a great combination of sharing good books with readers and promoting authors. You can enter book raffles, read author blogs, listen to author interviews, read book excerpts, read reviews, and take part in an online book fair! I love book fairs--I was the kid in high school that had to trim down her pile of books before she could purchase them when the book fair hit our local library (and school library). I am totally in love with the idea of an online book fair. So please stop by the site between November 14 and 16 from 10am - 8pm EST. I'll love you for it!

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Prompt Writing at its Finest

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 by Bethany

I'm always asked how I get my ideas for my novels. And I don't have a straight answer. Sometimes I get inspiration while washing my hair in the shower. Or driving to/from work.
When I am lying next to my feverish son in the wee hours of the morning. Or even just as I am about to drift off to sleep myself. They come from everywhere.

Blog posts on the other hand--since I try to post daily--are a bit harder to sustain. As you can see from some of the dribble I write here, aren't always as planned as I would like (or thought out). So, from time to time, I've turned to the blessed Internet to help me. And boy, is there a lot to be had out there.

Right now my favorite daily writing prompt site is from the Writer's Digest (link here). I haven't publicly posted any of my responses on this blog yet for fear of laughing myself silly, but this site is a real treasure.

First, the writing prompts aren't full of that rudimentary crap. Oh you remember them. Think back to high school English or Creative Writing 101 in college. Writing assignment number 1: Free write about the word Love. Ready. Set. Go.

...

Did you feel like grabbing a pen and spiral notebook and writing til your wrist hurt?

Neither did I.

So, since I started this little ole blog of mine, I've been on the hunt for a good writing prompt generator. Something that is clever, entertaining, and motivates one to actually write more than the free write classic, I don't know what to write. I don't know what to write. I don't know what to write. (For those of you not familiar with the free write exercise. You write for about fifteen minutes, NONSTOP until some timer rings. I cope with the I-don't-know-what-to-write dilemma by filling the page with the exercise mantra).

Anyway, back to topic. I love the Writer's Digest Writing Prompts because they are above all else motivating. Original. Funny. And hell at least a bit more intriguing than the old classics. Don't believe me? Well take a look at today's little ditty:
Santa Claus is considering retirement and is looking for a successor. You’ve decided to apply for the gig. Explain why you should be the next Santa, and what changes you’d make to the North Pole workshop.*
Don't tell me your mind wasn't reeling after the first sentence. Santa Claus. Successor. Hell, that could be an ENTIRE novel at this point.

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Right?

Well maybe it is just the writer in me. But hey, give them a looksee trust me. You'll find at least one of the prompts that strikes your fancy. And what's writing 500 words when I write 80,000 word novels?

* My response to this prompt is incoming. I think I may have found a new obsession. It might even entice me to start a regular writing prompt response feature on the blog. What do you think?

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