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I've officially moved to the 'Old' Side

Wednesday, June 18, 2008 by Bethany

And don't try to convince me 32-years-old is not old, because, when I waddled my way into a nameless chain restaurant last week with the kidlings in tow to grab us dinner--I was told otherwise. If I could have counted to looks of horror the crowd of younger patrons bestowed upon us as we tripped and skipped and dragged ourselves from the parking lot to the take out counter, I would be the proverbial rich woman. Or I just managed to secure a few dozen forms of birth control for the crowd.

There were looks of complete horror. Like, "She's not going to eat here with them is she?" All the way to the simple, "Oh. My. God." looks of terror. And this all from me just unbuckling and bringing my kids to a counter and then leaving.

Aside from the looks of the younger crowd, there were my thoughts. Which were just as horrifying. I mean, how can I be positive when I turned into the parking lot, and almost right into some barely 16-year-olds making out on a car hood? In plain daylight? At 5:30pm in the afternoon? I wasn't disgusted. Nor hiding the abomination from the kids. I was more.... um, old. Like my mother speaking my thoughts. I wondered why in the world making out on a car hood in front of the masses could in any way be romantic, or the way one would want to show affection. Completely forgetting what teen lust does to ones sense of romance.

It got worse when the girl (and yes, she was 18 at most) took my money in exchange for my brown bag of dinner. She grinned fake-like at my daughter. Then sneered a little at my son when he wandered a bit too close to those seated only a few feet away. And then held the door open for me as we left. Not saying aloud, "Your kind is like not welcome like here."

Sigh. I even felt old. Not sure if it was the motherhood in me. The baggy shirt and Capri pants. Or the fact that I hadn't showered in 4 days that made that moment stick out like a dirty stick in the mud on my self-confidence. Either way, I don't think I will venture out to the younger side of the tracks any time soon. The food wasn't that good. And definitely not the company either.

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7 Comments:

I wish I knew where you ate at. I'm sorry you had such a bad experience.
We take our kids to almost every restaurant except the ones with white linens if you know what I mean. Some places we reserve for adult only outings.
Maybe we've been lucky. Maybe I just haven't noticed the looks, but I can't even imagine how you felt.
Hopefully you won't feel like that again. And just so you know, 32 is not old. ;)

By Blogger Melissa, at 4:55 PM  

Oh I know the look! :) And I'm 33...you've got one more year to go 'til old! :)

By Anonymous Toast 2 Mom, at 9:36 PM  

Found your blog through Adoptic. Glad I stopped by. Oh, and 32 is not old! :)

By Blogger Genny, at 12:07 AM  

Haven't you heard??? 32 is the NEW 25!!! :-)

By Blogger Christina, at 12:46 AM  

ha-ha! i know it very well! i've been enduring that look since, well, since my 13yr old wasn't but 4 or so, and his brother was the screaming toddler from h-e-double-toothpick squirming flat on the floor pinned between my feet. now i have them in tow, fake karate-chopping their way through every public place, if not taunting and reacting to each other, while i move through the postpartum molasses (my post-bedrest pregnancy walk) with my 2.75 mo old!

oh, gets better when my 9.75 year old, who only has a loud voice, still, points out to all in a 50ft radius that i have a lot of grey hair and wrinkles for 42!

i just as loudly remind him that he gave them to me, but with a smile.

as for public makeouts, i'm just glad mr.13 still thinks it's gross, and takes the moral high road of self-righteous banter about it instead!

By Blogger cath c, at 9:11 AM  

I officially moved to the 'old' side lets just say a few years before you and you should see the looks I get when I drag the twinlets ANYWHERE. I swear I see people pre-emptively leaving ... in fact a lot of people are downright rude and I get the normal 'poor you', 'you have your hands full', 'glad its you and not me', 'you have like left the house with them? WOW' ...........

By Blogger TONYA, at 11:01 AM  

Bethany, It's like I keep telling you take a shower and put on something cute (who cares if it gets spit up on it later) you will feel much better. Take care of yourself xoxo-pm

By Anonymous Posh Mama, at 2:57 PM  

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