Just when I thought we were out of the bed-wetting stage
I'm not sulking at the kiddo's latest bed-wetting accident. Really I am not. He's 4 and this is his first accident. In fact, it is kind of momentous. We've been lucky. He's got a bladder of steal and I've only had to do one additional load of laundry (at least when it comes to urinating or bowel movements. Vomiting is another story).
Now, when it comes to my current situation called the 8th month of pregnancy, things aren't going as swimmingly. This new kid? She sits on my bladder. And when I have a sneeze attack, or say, feel like laughing at my son? Well, you guessed it. The bladder and kegel muscles aren't what they used to be. On average it is about 4 pairs of underwear a day. And the pants? Well, as maternity as they get--and I am constantly doing laundry.
I guess all this laundry and bodily fluid mess is preparation for the new little munchkin arriving into this world right? You know, the first few months when all you become is the mother with the spit-up, shit, piss, breast milk, [insert baby fluid of the day here] on her shoulder.
Well know this--I am thoroughly prepared.
Now, when it comes to my current situation called the 8th month of pregnancy, things aren't going as swimmingly. This new kid? She sits on my bladder. And when I have a sneeze attack, or say, feel like laughing at my son? Well, you guessed it. The bladder and kegel muscles aren't what they used to be. On average it is about 4 pairs of underwear a day. And the pants? Well, as maternity as they get--and I am constantly doing laundry.
I guess all this laundry and bodily fluid mess is preparation for the new little munchkin arriving into this world right? You know, the first few months when all you become is the mother with the spit-up, shit, piss, breast milk, [insert baby fluid of the day here] on her shoulder.
Well know this--I am thoroughly prepared.
